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VANESSA
MARKOWITZ

COMEDIAN. STORYTELLER. THEATRICAL PERFORMER. HOST. THEATER DIRECTOR.
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Live Performances

Upcoming Shows

Catch Vanessa live at comedy clubs and venues across the Mid-Atlantic. Book your tickets and join the fun!

Past Performances

Give a Hoot Comedy Club logo
Nov 6, 2025 Give a Hoot Comedy Club – Gaithersburg MD
Give a Hoot Comedy Club logo
Oct 21, 2025 Give a Hoot Comedy Club – Gaithersburg, MD
Give a Hoot Comedy Club logo
Oct 15, 2025 Give a Hoot Comedy Club – Gaithersburg, MD
HomeSlyce logo
Oct 14, 2025 HomeSlyce – Columbia, MD
San Antonio Bar and Grill DC logo
Sep 4, 2025 San Antonio Bar and Grill DC – NE Washington, DC
Give a Hoot Comedy Club logo
Aug 6, 2025 Give a Hoot Comedy Club – Gaithersburg, MD
The Comedian

Meet Vanessa

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Sharp wit meets heartfelt storytelling on stage

Based in Silver Spring, MD

Sharp Wit. Real Stories. Vanessa Markowitz.

Vanessa Markowitz blends fast punchlines with the stagecraft she honed in theater, turning real-life moments into crowd-winning sets that feel personal.

She performs across the Mid-Atlantic, bringing inclusive, high-energy comedy to clubs, festivals, and community stages.

What I Bring to the Stage

📖 Storytelling
🎤 Stand-Up
🎬 Hosting
🎓 Improv Workshops
🎪 Theater Directing
🎨 Theater Acting
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Kind Words

"Vanessa had the entire room roaring—professional, witty, and an absolute joy to work with."

- Sarah Johnson

"Authentic storytelling, impeccable timing, and a crowd favorite every time."

- Mike Chen

Get In Touch

Let's Connect

Booking a show, planning a workshop, or need a lively host? Send a quick note and I'll reply fast.

  • Emailbmarko@gmail.com
  • BaseSilver Spring, Maryland
  • TravelMid-Atlantic + East Coast